ok orpheus, i will spell it out for you as you don't seem to be getting there by yourself
To use the word "hypocrisy" with full meaning you would need to know who i am and as this is the internet you can only make a speculation.
I could make a speculation that you are sleeping with your sister, i would most likely be wrong and i would be making myself look silly.
so the two essays you wrote with some comical speculations in have provided some temporary entertainment for my sad little life.
ps,
if only you knew....
but hey, you can always speculate...